If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear?

Ok, so I'm reading The Vagina Monologues, right? And one of the questions Eve Ensler (the author) asks some women is "If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear?"

So I allowed myself a couple of questions:

If your love got dressed, what would it wear?

Hmm...my love? I think it would wear an outfit that was subtle, comfortable, yet fierce. Showing curves, not cleavage. Purchased from Treasure Island, costing pennies yet priceless. Her jewelry and adornments would be the finest stones, the softest gold, and the clearest diamonds. Not all worn at the same time, mind you. This is what my love would wear.

If your faith got dressed, what would it wear?

My faith would wear a dirty beater, with JESUS' name written in blood on it. There would be dirt and grime on the bottom and 3 small holes in the back. I will have worn it faithfully over a long period of time and it will show that it has been worn in love. That is what my faith would wear.

If your trust got dressed, what would it wear?

(OUCH) Depends on who I'm being asked to trust. To some my trust would wear a black, pleather bodysuit, with a sword on one side in my belt and a small pocket Bible in my very tight pocket. To others my trust would have on a flowing white silk dress. Everytime the wind blew, the dress would gently sway with the breeze. But again, this depends on who we are talking about "my trust" getting dressed for.

If your anger got dressed, what would it wear?

DEFINITELY PAJAMAS!

(I'm silly...lol)

Ok, so allow yourself those same instances, same virtues / same vices. How would YOURS be dressed?