FML

I dig him. He digs the chase. We will never be together because I can never let him catch me. 

Overheard

"You know I never believed you weighed 309 pounds...until I saw these in your purse." -Mike 

Patience

If God plants a seed on a Monday, don't drive yourself crazy or get discouraged when there is no tree on Tuesday. Patience isn't about waiting, it's what you do while you wait. If God said it His word will not return unto Him void. Be encouraged and remember there is power in praise. 

IJS...

Don't love too soon...

Don't trust too fast...

Don't quit too early...

Don't expect too high...

Don't judge EVER...

Don't talk too much...

Don't forego listening...

Don't give it up too quickly...

Addiction

Be patient with me, I'm an addict. Today I say goodbye old friend. You go kicking and screaming. You once were a part of me that nibbled at my soul. My body turned against itself craving you. One touch, one kiss, one taste - hypnotizing. I miss you but know I must let you go....

Happy

I used to be afraid of happiness. Because I knew eventually an opposite feeling would come. I told my mom. She said wisely, "That's like fearing sunny days because eventually it's gonna rain" Food for thought.

100 men / 1 beautiful lady / all in a room together

99% of men gonna look at her and be like "what can I get? But believe me there will be one lone MAN whose thought process goes a little like this when he sees her..."what can I give?" When you come across the 1%, don't call him thirsty. And ladies if you're not ready for him, let him know quick and gently so he can stay intact and successfully/whole-heartedly be open to someone that's willing to be open.